Inspired from a vintage skate mag sticker on my roomates 78 van; I bring  you the Horse and Horn version.  Imagine it being 1978, you out shooting photographs and you happen meet Jason working a construction site.  You muster up the courage to ask him if he would model for your photographic project.   He shows up to your studio that night, you start shooting and slowly the clothing melts away..  

Story aside this shirt is everything you need.