This thong is for the long and strong.

Butt floss is for co-eds on Spring Break. Our FUTURA THONG is for real men, confident in their assets and their package. The thong is made of a premium soft , four-way stretch jersey that’s so strong, you’ll feel safe tuckin’ your coke can c*ck into the front pouch. It has three O-Rings so you can easily click into the FUTURA BODY HARNESS. The rear O-Ring rests above your crack and is designed to help lift and separate for easy access.

Don’t get it wrong, get it THONG.